This is the story of your birthday.

And how it got to what it is.

Because what we’re doing isn’t really what I wanted us to do originally.

And also because I kind of gave away half the surprises by being a weirdo.

So, the original plan, way back when…

…Was to go to Cambridge and do OUTDOORSY STUFF.

So I found a big walk.

9 miles, in fact!

From Shepreth into Cambridge.

And then we were gonna do paddle boarding.

I emailed this bloke…

…But the bloke said no.

So, ok. We’ll just do the walk, I thought.

But then since then, two things happened.

1. The weather started turning proper shite

2. I’ve hurt my foot, in such a way that I think 9 miles would be bad.

But either way, aside from all that,
I found us a nice place for a meal…

…And a nice(ish) place to stay.

And then the other night you sent me this.

And I was all like…

Because that’s exactly where I’d bloody booked!

So, yeah, sorry for being weird about that.

Not the best birthday surprise…

But anyway… Because of various factors, we’ve now PIVOTED slightly.

From outdoorsy wholesome stuff, to a day of indoorsy, eaty-drinky Cambridge culture!

To help us get excited about where we’re gonna live!

So here’s what we’re up to…

Morning: BAGELS IN BED!

Afternoon: CAMBRIDGE CULTURE!

Evening: VEGAN FOOD!

Night: COOL CAMBRIDGE PUBS!

Overnight: NAKED LIE DOWN HUGS!

So, yeah…

HAPPY FLIPPIN’ BIRTHDAY!!!!

I LOVE YOU.

xxx